How do you feel about your driving abilities? Everyone that knows me, knows that it’s not one of my better skills. I try, but my mind is always on more important things like what’s on TV tonight. Tonight is a new reality show, Crash Course, where teams compete in driving course challenges.

1. Enchanted. Disney did it up well in this one as they parody themselves and their fairy tale/princess movies. It stars Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, James Marsden, and Susan Sarandon. 1:35 PM CT Starz Comedy

2. Goodfellas. It’s my most favorite mob movie ever, and the soundtrack is among the best as well. Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci, and Robert DeNiro are fantastic actors on their own, and together they just make you sit back and say wow. It’s like they took the life of a typical “real” mobster, cut it open, examined it, and showed it for what it was. Brilliant. 4:00 PM CT AMC

3. America’s Got Talent Did you miss last night? Get a review of everything that happened right here. 7:00 PM CT NBC

4. Wipeout. It’s back! The obstacles include Ballsy-Go-Round, Mesh Mosh Run, and Swinging Cereal Killer. 7:00 PM CT ABC

5. Beef. The spotlight is in riffs and rivaliries in industries not related to hip hop. Game, Chamillionaire, Young Jeezy, and Lupe Fiasco are the rap figures included. 7:00 PM CT VH1

6. America’s Got Talent. The final five acts are selected from last night’s offerings to move on. 8:00 PM CT NBC

7. Crash Course. This series premiere pits two-member teams against each other in driving-course challenges. Orlando Jones and Dan Cortese host. 7:00 PM CT ABC

8. Leverage. Nate and his group try to recover priceless artwork by going against a band of thieves. Griffin Dunne and Wil Wheaton guest star. 8:00 PM CT TNT

9. Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns. In the first half hour, Cora decides to lose weight with help from Sasha, while Brown sells candy to win a vacation. In the second half hour, Edna surprises everyone with her engagement news. Will gets too much exposure when he poses for a charity calendar. 8:00 PM CT TBS

10. Ghost Hunters International. Ghosting locations tonight include Samuel Mudd House, noted for it’s link to John Wilkes Booth, and Virginia’s Edgewood Plantation, the home of Presidents William and Benjamin Harrison. 8:00 PM CT Syfy

11. Top Chef: Las Vegas. It’s the season opener with seventeen new chefs competing in Las Vegas. 8:00 PM CT Bravo

12. Gordon Ramsay’s F Word. Janet Street-Porter gets emotional when she takes her veal calves to the slaughterhouse, and Christopher Biggins makes pea soup, chicken stroganoff, and vanilla cheesecake, while Jessica Hynes challenges Ramsay to make macaroni and cheese. 8:00 PM CT BBC

13. Primetime: Crime. The focus tonight is on the murder of model Jasmine Fiore, the wife of a reality show contestant found in a dumpster strangled and stuff in a suitcase. Her husband was later found hanging in a hotel room in Canada. 9:00 PM CT ABC

14. Dark Blue. The team goes after a crooked cop, but has to hit a fellow police officer really hard. Tye takes it hard when his wife hits him with big news. Michael Biehn guest stars. 9:00 PM CT TNT

15. Billionaire Crime Scenes: Was It Murder? Homicides involving biillionaires are looked into. 9:00 PM CT E1

16. How’s You Get So Rich? Joan Rivers visits an inventor who has a walk-in closet and a chef for his dog, and meets a man who lives in a mansion wih an elevator. 9:00 PM CT TVLand

17. Criss Angel: Mindfreak. A mass levitation is attempted as Criss tries to bring an entire crowd off the ground. 9:00 PM CT A&E

18. Man v. Food. Adam visits San Francisco, and the Taqueria La Cumbre. He moves on to Ike’s Place and the “Golden Gate City’s best sandwich” and tries The Kryptonite, which has 13 ingredients. His next stop is the San Francisco Creamery to take on The Kitchen Sink challenge with 8 scoops of ice cream, 8 servings of whipped cream, and 8 different toppings, trying to complete it in under one hour. 9:00 PM CT Travel Channel

19. Holidate. A Chicago outdoors enthusiast seeking an adventurer swaps locations iwth an honors grad from Charlotte who is seeking an intellectual. 9:00 PM CT SoapNet

20. Real World. It’s a three-way hookup as Jonna celebrates her newfound freedom. 9:00 PM CT MTV

21. Top Chef: Las Vegas. A battle of the sexes takes place as the chefs cater a poolside bachelor and bachelorette party. 9:15 PM CT Bravo

22. Michael & Michael Have Issues. In the season finale, the Michaels are wary of appeairng on a competitor’s show. 9:30 PM CT Comedy Central

25. Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien. Tonight’s guests include Bradley Cooper, Jon Lovitz, and Franz Ferdinand. 10:35 PM CT NBC


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