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Justin Bieber is actually a 51-year-old Pedophile?

October 2, 2010 - 10,409 views


A shocking news come from Justin Bieber.  Sex offender Michael Cote carefully engineered his rise to teen pop stardom to gain access to thousands of underage girls.

The Onion News Network made a shocking discovery recently about teen pop sensation Justin Bieber. It turns out, Bieber is actually 51-year-old pedophile Michael Cote, who has posed as the teen heartthrob for many years by wearing a wig and convincing rubber mask.

“In retrospect,” an Investigator said, “Something as diabolical as Justin Bieber could only have been the product of a remorseless sex fiend.”

Cotes’s “innocently suggestive” lyrics have manipulated the minds of underage girls all over the country, but now he finds himself behind bars, thanks to the appearance of his face falling off when his mask came loose during a concert.

Do people actually believe the Bieber video the onion made?

Watch:

Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile


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15 Responses to “ Justin Bieber is actually a 51-year-old Pedophile? ”

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  6. judiel on October 9, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    so does that mean that there’s no real justin bieber??

  7. Sabrina on October 14, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    I think its really fake in my opinion i think hes real

  8. Caleb on October 15, 2010 at 1:42 am

    I think this is real, And for the guy who posted are yo udumb, You sir are a fucking retarded bitch. are Y O U= You not U D U M B. Fucking learn to type or GTFO the fucking computer you bitch ass.

  9. hytema on October 16, 2010 at 8:43 am

    is its real that justin bieber is not real. i cant belive it.
    i wronder wath will asher say about that

  10. hytema on October 16, 2010 at 8:45 am

    but he siem real for me

  11. Alex on October 18, 2010 at 3:38 am

    Guys its from the onion group there like a praody group sorta lol go on youtube and type in soemthing like onion news group they have loads of vids like this very well done and beleivable but it is sadly fake justin bieber still exsists sadly :( hope this clears alot of confuseion up :)

  12. sweetgurlnicky on October 28, 2010 at 7:16 am

    why????????????????????

  13. nicole a on October 28, 2010 at 7:18 am

    wtf he had to be so hot and old ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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  15. lindley brigzx on September 22, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    ts shocker, justin must b put behind bars i thnk 4evr bcoz he is a fuckin rapist.damn

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