Heidi Montag at Miss Universe Pageant

Heidi Montag is scheduled to perform at this tonight’s Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, but pageant production staffers are taking bets as to whether or not it will actually go down — because she’s just that bad!

Sources tells us pageant peeps are concerned that Heidi just can’t pull it off. We’re told “she’s lip-syncing and can’t remember the lyrics” (to her own song!!!), “looks like a trainwreck,” and “she can’t dance.”

But she’s got Jesus on her side, so we’re sure it will turn out just fine.

source: tmz.com